was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
DO IT FOR ALL OF US
I tried not to reblog. I really did. But oh my god I think I just died.
She actually did it omg
She is my hero.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT DAVID’S LAST COMMENT THERE THOUGH????
"well, I’m just glad I’m sitting behind a desk right now" DID THIS GIRL GIVE HIM A BONER OR WHAT
The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.
omg this stressed me out like no other
Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.
no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power
The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother
the legal hunger games
The Number Games